Jeff Goldblum vs. Conan Obrien

Men men men men men men.
Thats the theme to that show two and a half men! Haha I love that show. Kinda.
So today i felt like typing and this is the only class i can do it in so BAM IM TYPING.
For the past week or so my stomach has been feeling funky. I hope i dont have the flu. I already had it and it SUCKS. BLAH.
Anyway today i have to work and then do 897987 hours of homework! Joy!! I love AP classes SO MUCH :D
Cough cough.
So I kinda think Jeff Goldblum is tres sexy! What is wrong with mee! Hes like 60 and he dates 20 year olds! Whats wrong with me, WHATS WRONG WITH HIM :o
Hes sexy thats whats wrong with him. You know who else is sexy?

CONAN OBRIEN

ORGASM

UHHHHHHHHH


Ok whew. That tired me out. pant pant.


People are reading over my shoulder. EEK. Ill stop writing about the..sexxy...beasts who could be my dad..oo...they can be my dadddy x] hehe...
I kinda decided in my mind that i will meet my soul mate while going to school in Pittsburgh. I seem to really connect with everyone who was born there. Maybe theres a high concentration of old souls there? IDK.

Ok well the guy that uses this computer is here, so i have to stop writing and give it to him. OK byee :[

...

Why? What are our reasons for actions. What are our actions for reason? Why do we urge ourself to do what we do? Is it personal oppion, or option? Is it our ideas? Is it our surroundings? Influence? What is that push that makes us go. And why? Life is confusing. The only part that is strait is the parts that show us directly. Growth, death, Newtons laws. When a plant grows, it gets bigger. Nothing else. When It dies, it cripples up and decays. Nothing else. But creatures, have reasons, wheter they know it or not. Animals have instinct. We do to, although we wish to ignore them. Blinking, Looking, touching. Stuff life this.

Ashamed

I usually dont talk politics. Usually I just talk about ideas and society. But recently i feel as though i need to say this.

AMERICA- SHUT THE FUCK UP

I noticed more and more how much the Republican party smears President Obama. Its really sad, and quite honestly childish. Obama won from a popular vote, people WANTED him to be president. So that's what happened. STOP WHINING AND SIT DOWN. Yes Bush did some bad things, but the poor guy, how would you feel? Obama is trying to do the things he talked about and he's trying to make a difference. And all you people with different ideas are just being SELFISH. Why cant we all just work together and let everyone have a turn!! We are not kids, SO WHY ARE WE ACTING LIKE THEM!!?!??!?!?!

After realizing how far our country has declined, and why its been a downhill slope, Ive lost my patriotism. Its not as cool to be part of the 'Kid club' than it is the 'Real World'.

I'm sorry that America is the way it is. And I feel bad for people in other countries who have a glorified picture of us. We might be the land of dreams, but if you dream all day long, nothing ever gets done.

Basically I'm saying we're just going down the crapper.

Goodbye America.

You go down the hole.

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The Max Factor

Wow I know I say its been a long time since Ive posted but this time Im NOT lying.

So Many MANY things have gone on since I last posted. So we're going to do this in month order starting with.....

 June

 June was a long month. It stated out with school letting out and Brothers graduation. This was big for me because alot of my friends were seniors and I would most likely never see them again :[ So we had a party and shortly after I was on a plane to France. France was pretty fun. I stayed with a family for about 9 days outside of Toulouse. I really learned alot about culture and the way they lived. Then we went to Paris for 4 days where I had a sinus infection, got my period, had a breakdown, and ordered my first alcoholic beverage at a bar. That fucking drink cost 10 fucking euros. FML. Anywho even though all that stuff happened I still LOVED it and had THE best time ever. After France, I came home and pulled the plug on my 6 month long relationship. I think France made me feel younger and ALIVE and I came home and felt trapped..Idk. So that was basically June...Except for starting at Chilis...Where I now work...

July

July is a month I dont really remember. I did alot of working and stuff. For the 4th I went to a firework thing in our town and hung out with some peoples. And By the end of July we had planned to go on VACA to the beach.

August

So on the first weekend in August we went on vacation to the outer banks. We brought our dogs and shared a small house with some family friends. Then we got kicked out. Thats always fun btw..in case you were wondering. So my mom and I took a dog and drove down to Cape Hatteras where we camped and suffered from millions of mosquito bites. Plus my camera broke so I lost half of my soul..After that night we drove again to Okercoke. There we spent 70 bucks and rented a hotel room. I walked around the streets for a bit and got whistled at twice. This made me smile. After we got back from the beach I turned around and went back to Richmond for Robot Chicken's Skate party. There I met Seth Green and Matthew Senriech. I also gave each Gym Class Hero a really good high five and a "good job". Eye contact rules. So after all that ordeal, Things calmed down.  I had a love affair with toxic waste, and soon came to love men I could not touch. Things suck when you're under age. School started and thats been going on for quite some time now.

So right now im dealing with more things than the number of fingers on my hand. But Im all chipper. Saving up for a Canon Rebel so I can get my soul back. I also am waiting to trade rooms with my brother. Hes being a jerk though. PLUS i want to buy a new computer to play sims 3. :]]

Ok Im sure this post takes up an hour to read but whatever. Not like anyones going to read it anyway. :]] Night!!

PS: HA Mr. Harner I CAN type fast without using your precious "Home keys". HA.

Blathers

Scarlet stood on the wet pavement looking into the mist that rolled by. Her eyes adjusted to the dark as she made out a man and a large dog sauntering toward her in the dark. The mans face was hidden by the shadow and his breath raspy. She widened her eyes and took a stepped back, her cotton nightgown flowing as she did.

BOO :]

New post. Yup. Its been a while since ive blogged though...SORRY!

hahahahaha like anyone reads this anyway. maybe my imaginary friends....like.....people.........who dont exsist.....like.........
That was real sketch...hahaha

Ok so things new in my life.

• Im taking behind the wheel!! So i get my license by friday hopefully! and ive got the best teacher, because he doesnt really care what we do aslong as we dont speed and dont brake the laws of the road. AND he gets stuff for us to eat for micky dees. yum yum.



• I GOTS A PUPPY! YAY! His name is Westcott and he is a mini dauschund chiauhauh mix. ADORABLE.
  

• Im failing math :/ oh well i still have A's in EVERY other class except for math where that F remains steady. Joy.


• Only 17 some days left till school ends!! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!


• Then we leave for France June 14th!!! :D


• AND OMFG I MISS LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN OBRIEN SO BADLY THAT I WATCH CLIPS OF HIS SHOW OVER AND OVER JUST TO REMEMBER WHY I LOVE HIM SO!! CONAN COMES BACK ON ON JUNE 1ST AT 11:30 PM ON NBC INPLACE OF LENO!!


• Ill miss you too Leno :[


• Prom is on the 16th and my bff Lindsay was asked by my ex and im super happy for her :D


• Speaking of happy, Im verry verrrrrrry verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry happy with my boyfriend. We have our wrinkles but who doesnt? :]


• Summer is almost here :/ joy.

And thats most of all of it.....

bye bye

shhh im not posting this....

hello to the blog world :]
Im in bio right now doiing the "internet lab" we are sapose to be doing. Something about guppies. Then after this we're going to watch bill nye.
PLUS OMFG BKIUSDHFKUSHDKFHSKDUFHSJDHFUS
IM GETTING A PUPPYYYY :DD
HES A MIX BETWEEN A MINI DASCHUND AND A CARIN TERRIER/CHIUAUA MIXXXX :]]]

HES SO CUTE. ill totally post pics.
im goint to name him westcott.
and call him westcottie >.<
yay!

Like uber duber later

Yeah so i know i havent posted since that lasat post (naw really??), so im back! yay!
this past week was spring break and nothin much happened. I went to NY and spent time with Allen (>.<). Thats about it. i also took some pichas and picniked them. we swam in the pool, and i started to write a story on my phone. but twas a dead end. hahaha. laterally.

Hahahaha i foind this really cool website that has little knick nacky things on it. Kinda like fredflair.com :]

Click here!!


:D

Too Bad So Sad

I...just had a slim jim.

after 3 months of being clean i dirtied my body with its fattining yummyness yet again.
*drules*
I think i need a trip to the dollar store...soon....now.....

SLIMMM JIMMM

Ok...better.
SO today is monday the 30th of march. Almost April. Then May. Then June...THE FRANCE :D
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

hahaha ok. Yeah Allen and i are back to gether, He got a job, ive got an orthodontist appointment today...and i feel like writing. My teacher's cat had kittens and i really want one. maybe mom will say yes. :] he has 2 grey ones and 2 black ones. i gatta start thinkin bout names.]
hrmm.

Guys

1. Fletcher
2. SkyGuy
3. MacGyver
4. Omar
5. Pye Wacket
6. Solo
7. Stallone
8. Yoda
9. Ichabod
10. Spartan
11. Bordeaux
12. Icarius
13. Janus

Girls

1. Gertie
2. Kimba
3. Pompeii
4. Baccarat
5. Audi
6. Bugatti
7. Wheety
8. Javi

Sad Days

I broke it off with Allen..
and im not going into detail but i really think he came to early in my life. Maybe if we happen again in college it will last :]

To keep my mind off of things ive been going to Failblog.org alot. Go there. its good therapy.
Plus i got some of my favorite pichas. So ima post them.
hahah more pichas. great :/

en francais

Bonjour!!
je suis dans l'ecole. Mon DPM classe :]
Aujourd'hui je s'habille comme un Rock star?
haha daccord je ne suis pas que'dit.

Mk so maybe i cant right french as well as i can speak it...idk... X)

So today Im going to post pictures i think. Ive got about 30 min left in class and im done with everything. So ive got some time to play!! Yay!!

Sleepwalking Dog :]

Maliea looked around nervously. Did those people know her secret? Were those people drinking coffee outside the local bristro out for her, and only waiting for her to make a wrong move, or slight turn the wrong way? It was a sickaning feeling. And still she was used to it. She had to. She got up off of her bench and headed down the street. Down the street the police were holding up traffic and checking their cards. beads of sweat started to show on her brow. she whiped them with her sleave and.....ect.

lol idk

Today is the Off day.

Hello there. Today has been my off day. im wearing sweats and chucks. i NEVER wear sweats out of the house but today i said screw it. Mostly because im SO tired and im soar from running yesterday. Yeah summer and i really booked it. We ran with the soccer team who was conditioning in the gym alongside us. so we joined in the frolicking fun. Haha
So ive found this essay contest for GS and 6 girls will win a trip to Mexico. sooo im thinking about entering. You gatta write a 500 word essay about how girl scouts helps something. and the give a list of topics. bla de bla de bla. Speaking of girl scouts i have a meeting today. i think we will be going over that rockers night were doing for the b&g club. and maybe our gold awards.
OH! Im pretty sure ive found my project for the GA. Im going to educate 10 graders and some 9th graders about college and what you can do to increase your acceptance rate. Plus ill focus alittle about things to study in college. I mean alot of people say "i want to do that" but they dont know what "that" is. My job will be to help them find out exactly what "that" is, and what to study. Sounds ok? i guess.
Also, ive been doing some college searing myself and my counselor helped me narrow it down to 10 schools. So im on track :]
God ive got so much to write.

PLUSS:
I was looking through national geographic and they had a picture of a mouse and all of a sudden i wanted mice again. so i made a list of names and wanted mice sooooo badly but it was shot down by my mother dearest.
The book im reading now is still On Writing by Steven King and i recommend it even more. :]
He continues to make me laugh in quiet rooms filled with test taking people and send me to serious land with one sentence. Its amazing.
And i think im passing math now! Yay!
Uhhhh..trying to think about things to write...

*blank*
good bye now
bye bye.
allllllrighty then.

Videos de Youtube.

I like this one because its an 80s vid. Plus its like an acid trip and VERY catchy :]





Wish I was British.

Snow Snow Snow Snow.

YAY!

Snow!! I love it. to death. In NY we had snow ALOT. and now in VA all we get is some dustings. And a few slightly heavy snows. But never anything like we got in NY. I loved it.

So right now im reading On Writing by Stephen King. Im very much enjoying this book. And he is very easily becoming my favorite author.  Yeah.

Stephen King

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. 

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." 

Sorry is the Kool-Aid of human emotions. It's what you say when you spill a cup of coffee or throw a gutterball when you're bowling with the girls in the leage. True sorrow is as rare as true love.

     

“People think that I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a glass jar on my desk.”

“I wish for a year during which no talented young [people] die before they can realize their full potential. No Heath Ledgers, please; what a sickening shock it was to hear that on the radio. No David Foster Wallaces, either. We need all the bright lights we can get, because the world is too dark already. “

FebRuary....Ohhhhh

For some weird reason I have always spelled february 'febuary'. because thats how it sounds i guess. and just recently i discovered that there was an 'R' in the word. strange.

Ok well I dont really have much to blog about but i felt like doing somthing constructive. i REALLY feel like taking pictures of people and editing them but i have no light nor the proper camera type for this :[

I sold candy today too. I sold 12 hearshy bars for 1 buck a piece. so that made me 6 dollars richer. I should buy some recees cups or something....hrmm..

BEYAH IM BORED :D

So theres this thing called school...

Hello there!
Im at school, hehe cant you tell from the title?
thought not :b

ANYWAY, im bored and i finished all of my work in 3rd.
so im bored...and theres nothing to do i guess. i thought about making a banner for my blog but im having trouble comming up with something creative. I thought about taking pictures of diffrent things and creating a pixle-y smile face or peace sign or somthin. whatever.
I also wanted to make a collage of pictures, but i cant find any good ones that i took.
So i might just use stock photos. Its annoying how i cant get on Facebook or myspace without useing a proxy. And even then they will still watch me. Like right now.
yeah thats right. they watch your screen. I bet you some ones reading RIGHT NOW as I type it. So im just so bored that i am going to have a conversation with you.
Hello. My name is Laura!! Lets see....Im 16 years old and right now im in DMP ( incase you want to come and arrest me or whatever :b) ANYWAY, I find it really creepy that you can see everything im doing. there should be a way for me to know weather or not your there...like....idk.
So i really want to know about you. Whats your name? and how much do they pay you to look at the students computer screens. How much fun could that BE!? like not fun at all I bet. Do you really think somebody is going to look up porn or somthing? i bet you wouldent even stop them....because you might even enjoy it. Hahahaha. wow. thats.....nevermind.
Are you a guy or a girl? How old are you (if your older than 40 just say 40). And how come im talking to you? Because Im bored as hell. I still have 10 min untill 4th block begins. If you want to come visit me there im in room 144. but you probably know that already because you and your stalker slef probably already got out that big book to find a Laura in 3rd block DMP. god. your such a creeper. xD
So if I gave you my email and a list of people i needed info on would you send all of their info to me? please?
i'll just pretend you said yes. YAY.
even though you probably said no. I just talked to the teacher about youes guys.
lol
BYE BELL

SUPER BOWL 2009

not much to say today.

STEELERS 

WON THE SUPER BOWL.

I GUESS IM A FAN NOW X]

hahaha here are some shots of that AWESOME game :b

        

This Was A Triumph....Im Making A Note Here, Huge Success

Are you guilty of drunk dialing?
hell no


Do your parents smoke?
Nope :]


Last person to comment you?
idk....im to lazy to check.


Are you a snob at school?
no?


Last person to hear you cry?
summer :]


Hardest class you have?
uhhh probably Algebra 2..
lol


Do you like soulja boy?
dat soulja boi needs to git shot.
in a war.


Who was the last friend to stay the night at your house?
Allen :]


What do you think about President Bush?
that his last name is funny.
Kinda like....tree.....or rock........or.........dot


What kind of mood are you in right now?
tired, cold and creative :b


When was the last time you drank alcohol?
guhhhhh....like....2 months ago maybe....i dont remember..


How old were you when you moved where you live now?
like 12


Where is the person you want to kiss right now?
at his dad's house, sitting in his room in a chair, playing oblivion, talking to me :]


Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sorta Kinda.


Fact about the person you fell hardest for?
hehehe.
hes awesome beyond belief x]


Food you are eating?
i was eating chocolate but i stopped.


Do you own an iPod?
yuppers. its my life :]


Are you in highschool?
class of 10 YeAH


Any TV show addictions?
umm....House, Scrubs, Friends, Late Night with Conan Obrien.


Does addiction of anything run in your family?
nope:]


Were you born in the country you live in today?
yes. unfortunately :[


How do you feel about your relationship status?
like its not real -.- E>


Last person to make you smile?
ALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!


What kind of backpack/purse do you use?
its green, and its got buttons all over it :D


Who's most like you on your top friends?
huh?
NO ONE IS LIKE ME!
I AM UNIQUE!
>:O


Last person to text you?
Allen


What are you wearing?
clothes made from thread'n stuff


Do you like Hannah Montana?
I like hannah montana like a british person likes muslim people.


Do you wear a uniform to school?
nooooooooooooooo, but i used to :/


Are you dating the last person you kissed?
YUPPER :D


How do you feel about life as of right now?
its awesometasticle



Did anyone watch you the last time you kissed someone? 
yeah....uh...my dad, my mom, brian, jamie, and jamies dad.
lol


When you're walking, do you stop to drink?
YES i cant drink and walk at the same time :/


Do you believe that if you want something bad enough you'll get it? 
yupper


Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle? 
duh :x


Ever snuck out of your house? 
once


Would you ever get a tattoo? 
sure!!


What was the last thing you ate? 
CHOCOLATE


What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body? 
'Oh...so who sent me this?'


Do you like to spend time with people? 
kinda....depends on who it is.


Are you a forgiving person? 
yeah :/


Are you talking to anyone while doing this? 
Allen


What are you about to do? 
post this, shower'n stuff.


Done anything you regret so far in life? 
NOPE :D


Where are you right now? 
ma roooom :]


What are you scared of? 
tosters, sewing machines, fast moving objects, and the dark


Last movie you watched? 
uh...i guess star wars although i didn't really watch it...lol


Last song you sang out loud? 
HAHAHA.
Still Alive.


this was a triumph...im making a note here, huge successes. its hard to over state my satisfaction!


Are you thinking of someone right now? 
NO.
I NEVER THINK OF ANYONE.
but Allen.


Who is the last person you talked to on the phone? 
mum


Last thing you downloaded on your computer? 
uhhhh....a song


Have you changed much this year? 
kinda


Where was the last place you went besides where you are? 
subway.


Do you speak any other language? 
je parle un peu de francais.


Do you dress for style or comfort? 
comfort first, style second.


Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
if i thought i was in mexico does it count?


Favorite color(s)? 
none.


What are you looking forward to this summer? 
FRANCEEEE :DDD


Last time you smiled? 
after i read the word 'smiled'


If you could have anything in the world, what would you want?
1000000000000000000000 bazzzzzion wishes >.<

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

Hello hello hello!!

Im back for another blog post! Oh boy!!

H'ohkay so today we had another snow day. We had snow on Tuesday, which kept us out of school until today (thursday). Its stupid, we had like 1 inch. IF that. Whatever, our county is retarded. So today I woke up around 12 and then I watched brian, my brother, play Saints Row 2.

Theeeeeen I went outside and took some pictures. That was my day. Fun fun fun stuff eh?

Somthing cool I got was a new issue of Teen Vogue, and in it I found a web sight called Fredflair.com. You should go there. Its got all this neat nick knacky stuff thats awesome. So yeah, go there. 

So tomorrow is Friday and we have school(finally). Then after that its Saturday and Im going to a party with a few friends. Not the PARTYPARTYPARTY group mind you, but these friends wont be gone next year so I guess I should spend time with them too >.<

Ive been thinking a lot about college lately. Since I know what I want to study, its easy to get excited. I think Im planning on going to VCU and majoring in Graphic Design, and minoring in Photography. Im really excited. I haven't thought about where Im going after Im done there....Probably to NYC or Washington DC for magazine editing or something like that :]

Well Im going to do another Post with a survey in in so Im going to wrap this one up.

Bye bye now!

:]

ZOMG ITS A NEW YEAR!

So. Its been a good few months in which i have not posted. I doubt any one reads this but ohhhhhhhhh well :]

The new year has brought some things with it! So this brings me to a section Im going to call...

IN 2009

- On december 14th 2008 i began my current relationship with Allen!! :]

- I have started running on tuesdays and thursdays after school with my girl Summer!!

- I got 2 A's and 2 B's on my report card :]

- I got like 300 bucks for France!!

- My hair has grown longer!

- I've uploaded some video's onto YouTube!! http://www.youtube.com/user/LoraLizabeth

- I have new classes that seem easy :D

 

so thats basically it. Nothing REAL exciting. But oh well.